Question 1

Can I return and exchange goods purchased?

Accepted Answer

Yes, of course. Please read our Returns Policy.

Question 2

Can I pay by Paypal and you post goods to me?

Accepted Answer

Yes, I can. I will confirm your order and cost of postage, and send you a Paypal payment request. Then, I will send your goods by registered post to anywhere in France once I have received payment.

Question 3

Can I pay by cheque and you post goods to me?

Accepted Answer

Yes, you can. I will confirm your order and the total amount including postage.  Once I have received your cheque, I will send your goods within 48 hours by registered post to anywhere in France.

Question 4

Will I ever be able to balance on one foot?

Accepted Answer

Yes, you will. Try brushing your teeth while standing on one foot in the morning. Then, stand on the other foot when you brush your teeth at night.  If you don't succeed, at least you will have nice, clean teeth!

Question 5

Does my bum look big in this?

Accepted Answer

No, it doesn't.  Nowadays, it's fashionable to have a big booty.  Women pay good money to have a Brazilian bum lift. Yours is "au naturel".

Question 6

Will I ever be able to touch my toes?

Accepted Answer

Yes, you will.  Practice makes perfect.

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